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Drogo Baggins (Frodo's father) and the Tavern Maid
Dís, Mother of Kili and Fili
Gimli (Stubble) (More Gimli comic relief, I take it, 'cause that totally does justice to the character.)
Grinnah & Mirkwood Werewolves ('Cause wargs weren't enough, I guess.)
The Werebeast
The Willowhags
Bloodwraiths
The Necromancer / Flesh Avatar
Narzug & Orc Summoner Coven
Tomb Wights
Mounted Tomb Wights
Saruman & The Ringwraiths
Vampire Bat Swarms
Galadriel (Water Steed)
Radagast’s Chariot / Spellfire Cart
Fire-wyrms (more dragons, great)
Braga & Goldscale Worshippers (some kind of dragon cult??)
Venomblade Assassin
Goldscale Priest (I guess so.)
Bofur on Cold-Drake (Yes, apparently Bofur will be riding a dragon.)
Dragon Thrall (whatever that is)
Fell Hatchlings
The Beornings (even though they didn't exist at the time of The Hobbit)
Turin, The Dragonslayer (as in the Turin Turambar from The Silmarillion, 'cause that makes sense.)
And, finally, this cryptic and very disconcerting heading:
Galadriel (Barrel)
I vow to you now, if Peter Jackson puts Galadriel in a barrel I'm walking out of the theater.
I wouldn't worry so much. Have a look at the list of miniatures for the LotR series. They did all sorts of extra characters that never appeared in the movies. Clearly the GW-guys are having fun coming up the exciting stuff. Some of the stuff IS definitely worrying, I'll give you that. Were you annoyed by all of Jackson's changes to LotR?
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahahaaaa! It's like Peter Jackson wanted to use the Hobbit as a setting for his AD&D sessions, so he decided to make a film about THAT instead.
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